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You Have To Laugh

by Tomistoma

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1.
Hark, here come the clowns Here to take your frowns Wipe that face away Turn it upside down We are in your street We are in your town Knocking at your door Jolly roustabouts We all look the same That's why we wear paint Find someone to blame Pie them in the face Join our merry dance Join our cheerful play No need to be scared Please don't run away We all look the same Don't you want to, too? Honk your big red nose Prance in your huge shoes Hark, here come the clowns Wearing jewels and crowns Wearing suits and ties Wearing hoods and gowns
2.
Old Money 05:55
The fields are barren, the churches quiet, The woods receding, the skies grow dark The land is ruined, the children dumb Their parents numb to the rising slums But still, the lord in his manor house Has rolling moors packed with game and grouse Living his life in a bygone age Whilst others slave for a petty wage (to the grave) The millions crushed under poverty Are asked to worship nobility The landed gentry, haute bourgeoisie Dynastic hoarders of old money The crown, the lords and the rich elite The bloated remnants of families Who talk of preserving history Whilst funding infernal industries (a disease) A crass nostalgia for sickening wealth Eclipses reason, bypasses sense A world in chaos dreams of an age When monarchs ruled and so becomes tame They trust good breeding and boarding schools They scorn the experts and call them fools The cult kneeling to an oligarchy Offer their prayers to the prince of thieves (he deceives)
3.
New Blood 02:36
Eyes tired, rewired Truth and lies synthesized and hybridized Mouth dry, tongue tied Stupefied, mechanized and hypnotized Rich kids, rich quick Profiting off the public's hubris So cool, so chic Silicon is replacing artists
4.
Covinterlude 01:44
(Instrumental)
5.
Envy, bitterness Borderline illiterates Staring into the Sun Blinded by a wave of scum Aroused by lust and rage Tits and hate on every page Opium for the dumb Charmed by snake oil salesmen Opening the Mail Fear fodder for the pale Phobic yet filled with pride Scared to set a foot outside "A foreigner could hide Behind any friendly smile Agents of far-flung shores Come to take our jobs and laws" Meanwhile, on the screen Product placement, corporate greed An eyesore no-one needs Intertwined with social feeds An endless stream of waste Hosted by a pretty face A gleaming pile of trash Shortening attention spans Even the BBC Revels in sycophancy Too scared to raise a peep Lest they lose their license fees A well oiled machine Lending legitimacy To useful conspiracies Claiming impartiality Choose your favourite truth Channel Four or GB News It could be peer reviewed Or just some guy on Youtube Nobody even cares As long as your truth matches theirs And no-one is prepared To compromise with each other
6.
Beat Cop 02:50
I'm dirty, and I don't give a fuck 'Cause you got to be corrupt if you want to have fun I don't bother the rich folk I just skulk in the slums And if you feel kinda lucky just make my day punk I stick my big old bill in wherever I go I stick my big old bill in a mountain of snow I start to shiver and shake even though I'm not cold Hey do I smell hash? You've just lost your parole I'm a beat cop, I beat whomever I want I kick them in the teeth and I punch them in the guts And when I'm done with my fun then I pull out my gun And shout "Freeze, drop your weapon!" Put a bullet in their skull Cause I'm a beat cop, a sick fuck in a police car And it's hard not to feel like a star When you're a beat cop, praying for it to kick off I'm a real Gene Hunt just like Life On Mars See that pretty young student out here protesting? I wait for the cue and then I arrest her I book and process her back at the station And she won't say no because of the implications I'm a beat cop, and that means I am the law And if you try to fight back then I'll call in the dogs And if you've got a complaint then I'll call up my squad And we're protected by the state if you take us to court Cause I'm a beat cop, a big man in a pig van I'll take a bribe wherever I can Cause I'm a beat cop, a dumb cuck in a big truck You can't breathe? Well that isn't the plan Am I a racist, a fascist and a rapist? I just know that I'm doing my job I'm more effective when I'm feared I can't help it It's just part of being a cop I'm a beat cop, I'll beat black or white As long as they're poor and it's not a fair fight I'm a beat cop, I'll beat young and old So just be a good citizen and do as you're told I'm a beat cop
7.
A malaise, a persistent refrain Crying out for our freedoms whilst refusing the blame It's such a shame, oh, but it's always the same "Not in my backyard and not in my name I don't care how it's done, if it gets done I don't care Just as long as I don't have to part with my share Just as long as I'm happy and I don't have to see How you pay for my freedoms, just as long as I'm free" Make no mistake, we all want to be free But we don't want to be burdened with responsibilities "And so, you see, what is good is what's good for me What I love must be loved by any just society And to be free, logically, must mean living like me, In my ideal world, in my dearest of dreams You disagree? Well then, you despise liberty You are against the common people and against the country" "It wasn't me, it was the people in charge I only voted them in, I was just playing my part It's not my fault, it was the chain of command That let the bodies pile high, no-one killed by my hand" And so you drone, so you moan, because no-one alone Could accept liability for what has been done But you still have your "freedom" and that is what matters Shorn of consequences, an illusion of power

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"The fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.”
― Carl Sagan.

Electric piano, clavinet, organ, drums, wavetable synthesizer, subtractive synthesizer, audio manipulation and vox performed by Cai Brown.
Written, recorded and produced by Cai Brown.
Track 2 paraphrases "The Old Castle" from Modest Mussorgsky's 1874 piece "Pictures At An Exhibition".

Cover art painted by William Heath Robinson, originally published in a 1902 edition of Shakespeare's Twelfth Night (or What You Will). Layout and editing by Cai Brown.

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released July 4, 2021

VANGUARDISMO EXTREMO CHANNEL:
"Progressive, hypnotic, something you just flow into, headfirst into the current, melt into, and vibe whilst you slowly dissolve in all the rich flavors provided by Tomistoma."

AURAL DELIGHTS RADIO SHOW:
"From Stoke-on-Trent, the always reliable Tomistoma, with their first new music since December: wonderful stuff."

DOOM HEART BLOG:
"Released July 4th, brand new marvelous full-length "You Have To Laugh". Magnificent piano-led psychedelic / progressive stoner rock from one-man band Tomistoma, project of extremely gifted vocalist, composer and musician Cai Brown."

SOUND ANIMAL:
"Truly innovative."

ANIMALES DE DOCE PATAS ZINE:
Volume 3 contains an exclusive interview with Tomistoma.

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Tomistoma Stoke On Trent, UK

Reptilian piano-led doom from the darkest heart of Stoke-on-Trent, England.

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New EP, "Cathedral City", out 07/09/2023.

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